My thumbs may be trademarked, but I can’t type with them worth a damn. — Roger Ebert

There is nothing that makes people so generous, joyful, lively, bold and compassionate, so indifferent to fighting and accumulation of objects and money. Because the best way to know the Truth or Beauty is to try to express it. And what is the purpose of existence Here or Yonder but to discover truth and beauty and express it, share it with others. — Brenda Ueland

I used to feel so alone in the city. All those gazillions of people and then me, on the outside. Because how do you meet a new person? I was very stumped by this for many years. And then I realized, you just say, “Hi.” They may ignore you. Or you may marry them. And that possibility is worth that one word. — Augusten Burroughs

Risky investments are like risky sex, it’s more exciting. If you make the banks wear a condom they won’t be able to feel it when they are fucking us over. — Stephen Colbert

I’d like to start reigning in my horizons, I’m tired of broadening them. — Adam Carolla

Yeah, I’m mixing business with leather. — Beck, Hollywood Freaks

Better to fight for something than live for nothing. — George S. Patton

The lessons of the French paradox is you can eat all kinds of supposedly toxic substances (triple creme cheese, foie gras) as long as you follow your culture’s (i.e. mother’s) rules: eat moderate portions, don’t go for seconds or snacks between meals, never eat alone. — Michael Pollan

At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict, or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child, or a parent. — Barbara Bush

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. — Abraham Lincoln

When I’m hungry, I eat. When I’m thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it. — Madonna

Dream as if you’ll live forever; live as if you’ll die today. — James Dean

I know but little of the world below, I do not suppose that I know; but I do know that injustice and disobedienceto a better, whether god or man, is evil and dishonorable, and I will never fear or avoid a possible good rather than a certain evil. — Socrates

If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and power, but for the passionate sense of potential — for the eye which, ever young and ardent, sees the possible. Pleasure disappoints; possibility never. — Soren Kierkegaard

Whatever you are, be a good one. — Abraham Lincoln